5 Reasons Your St. Patrick’s Day Outfit is 5x Better With LEDs
I bet you’re Irish through your mother’s, sister’s cousin-in-law today, right? Time to celebrate that heritage! LED lighting revolutionized how we celebrate the little leprechaun inside all of us. Ten years ago we still had green beer, and rivers ran green…but guess what?! LED lights made this fun filled day brighter and better. Not only do LEDs make the Empire State Building and the Pyramids Irish for a day, they also make your holiday excursion outfit tops in our books.
Our Top 5:
Enough already. Stop dying your hair and making your blonde mass turn puke green for a month. Odds are you’ll have been exposed to enough puke already if your evening decisions match your hair. LED wigs look way cooler anyways (literally, right? Incandescent wigs caused as many house fires as candle Christmas trees). People will want to share your LED hair and you’ll light up the night. (LEDs are cooler to the touch)
2. Bow ties needed something spicy to mix it up.
Let’s face reality – the bow tie is a dying breed. If it wasn’t for Bill Nye the Science Guy, they might already be extinct. LEDs just gave your green bow tie longer life and hope. Now, you show up looking dapper and modern. Tuxedo tee shirt is optional. (LEDs last longer)
3. Google glass still doesn’t come with an illuminated, flashing green version. Forget green tinted glasses that get propped up on the top of your head when the sun sets. And forget Google Glass that won’t make you the light of the party. Plus, these glasses cost way less than Google Glass. It’s time to put on some LED shades for the day. You’ll be able to tell your friends about how much money you saved by switching to LED glasses instead of Google Glass. (LEDs save you $)
4. You might not make it back home with the same grace you left. Whether making a tour of your local downtown or drinking from the fountain of youth at a friend’s, you might not return home with the same zip and zeal you had when you left. While I’m sure you’ve never stumbled, fumbled, misplaced, or danced an Irish jig around a bush outside…while we’re quite sure you’ve chosen each of these items because of your responsible (and in no way outlandish) behavior. Just in case you trip over that piece of sidewalk that came out of nowhere – you might get scraped up, but the lights will keep on shining! (LEDs are durable)
5. This Guy:
So before you leave your house this afternoon, thank your lucky stars for LED lighting and how our green technology makes this holiday light up better than ever. Be sure to send us pictures of your St. Patrick’s Day outfits that use LEDs. You might just make our follow up blog post and FB Page!